Your total comes to 30 pieces of silver

I'd love to make a clever witty remark about this, but I really have nothing to add:

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/004165.html

An Open Letter to She Who Must Be Obeyed

Next time you're stuck knitting the world's most boring socks, and are tired of the constant kinting about socks, scarves, hats, etc., might I suggest shutting all of us up with a few items modeled after these:

http://www.patriciawaller.com/en/images.html

Cause as much as I love my scarves, and I'd love socks, I NEED that unicorn. The aliens are a very close second...

Punny

In keeping with the bad joke theme, here's one of my favorites:

The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that:

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

I'm Having Fun Charting My Family (And Myself)

Speaking of Star Trek...

What happens if you fall into more than one category?

The Geek Hierarchy

You managed to kill just about eveybody else...

...but like a true marksman you keep missing the target.

How Great is This?

I LOVE this.

I've found it at last!

The perfect gift for my husband.