Down the Rabbit Hole

A year and a half after creating this blog I figure the time has come for me to actually start writing in it. In this time I have realized:

1. It will never have a coherent theme.
2. It will never be as funny as those of my friends.
3. It will never display the depth of knowledge and/or obsession seen on other blogs.

I finally came to the realization that none of this matters because:

4. It is unlikely that anyone unrelated to me will ever read it.

Since my relations are already aware that I am incoherent, dull, and shallow, I feel that there's really no harm in making the attempt. So here goes…