An Open Letter to She Who Must Be Obeyed

Next time you're stuck knitting the world's most boring socks, and are tired of the constant kinting about socks, scarves, hats, etc., might I suggest shutting all of us up with a few items modeled after these:

http://www.patriciawaller.com/en/images.html

Cause as much as I love my scarves, and I'd love socks, I NEED that unicorn. The aliens are a very close second...