True, but I can drop obsure Hitchhiker's Guide quotes.
Hmm. A better joke. . .
A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up on a stool ('cause, it's, you know, a grasshopper). The bartender looks at it for a moment and says, "You know, we have drink named after you."
The grasshopper stares back for a moment, seeming a little confused and then asks, "Why would you have a drink named Bob?"
The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.
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Just breaking habits. Don't worry, in some parallel universe, it makes sense.
I feel like I've seen parallel universes...weird.
Did the nun mind, after all?
Not too much, but when I asked her how much it cost to fix, she told me it was nun of my business. . .
Gawd-I can hear the cheap drum roll in my head. That's how bad these jokes are getting :D
you people need farkin' LIVES! and better jokes, but that's beside the point...
Life? Don't talk to me about life.
:)
And all right. . . 3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
that was not a better joke... and i can not talk to you about life- you do not have one... ;)
True, but I can drop obsure Hitchhiker's Guide quotes.
Hmm. A better joke. . .
A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up on a stool ('cause, it's, you know, a grasshopper). The bartender looks at it for a moment and says, "You know, we have drink named after you."
The grasshopper stares back for a moment, seeming a little confused and then asks, "Why would you have a drink named Bob?"
The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.
The night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the galaxy.
/from memory so give me a break. :)
I feel guilty - I couldn't remember the whole thing so I cheated and looked it up.
I did, however, refer to a SEP at work today. That's gotta count for something!
It's all SEP.
:)
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